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Hardtack

From Amiibrawl
Hardtack's render.

Hardtack is an Amiibrawl fighter for Team Abyss. He is a skin 7 Captain Falcon.

Hardtack is dating Elijah Wood, apparently. He is also Pink Drink's worst enemy, and owes her fifty dollars.

He served as a heel in Amiibrawl Gaiden 4 and rapidly evolved into just, like, an absolutely terrible person. Hardtack dominated the bracket and would've become champion if not for Planos invoking the P. Rool Clause and beating the shit out of him alongside reigning champion Amiibologist, Brooke, and Weatherman.

Trivia

  • Hardtack cannot read.
  • After his victory, commentator Patches had to eat hardtack in real life. It sucked.
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