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Hardtack is dating Elijah Wood, apparently. He is also [[Pink Drink]]'s worst enemy, and owes her fifty dollars. | Hardtack is dating Elijah Wood, apparently. He is also [[Pink Drink]]'s worst enemy, and owes her fifty dollars. | ||
He served as a heel | He served as a heel in [[Amiibrawl Gaiden 4]] and rapidly evolved into just, like, an absolutely terrible person. Hardtack dominated the bracket and would've become champion if not for [[Planos]] invoking the P. Rool Clause and beating the shit out of him alongside reigning champion [[Amiibologist]], [[Brooke]], and [[Weatherman]]. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
* Hardtack cannot read. | * Hardtack cannot read. | ||
* After his victory, commentator Patches had to eat hardtack in real life. It sucked. | * After his victory, commentator [[Lotus|Patches]] had to eat hardtack in real life. It sucked. | ||
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File:Leos_baby_dented.png|Art by Leos of Hardtack fighting a dog. | File:Leos_baby_dented.png|Art by Leos of Hardtack fighting a dog. | ||
File:Leos i hate him so much.png|Art by Leos of Hardtack and [[Katt]] in [[Amiibrawl Gaiden 4]]. | File:Leos i hate him so much.png|Art by Leos of Hardtack and [[Katt]] in [[Amiibrawl Gaiden 4]]. | ||
File:Aubz_hardtack.png|Art by Aubz. | |||
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[[Category:Fighters]] [[Category:Team Abyss | [[Category:Fighters]] [[Category:Team Abyss]] [[Category:Tournament Participants]] | ||
Latest revision as of 02:43, 3 December 2025

Hardtack is an Amiibrawl fighter for Team Abyss. He is a skin 7 Captain Falcon.
Hardtack is dating Elijah Wood, apparently. He is also Pink Drink's worst enemy, and owes her fifty dollars.
He served as a heel in Amiibrawl Gaiden 4 and rapidly evolved into just, like, an absolutely terrible person. Hardtack dominated the bracket and would've become champion if not for Planos invoking the P. Rool Clause and beating the shit out of him alongside reigning champion Amiibologist, Brooke, and Weatherman.
Trivia
- Hardtack cannot read.
- After his victory, commentator Patches had to eat hardtack in real life. It sucked.
Gallery
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Art by Leos of Hardtack fighting a dog.
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Art by Leos of Hardtack and Katt in Amiibrawl Gaiden 4.
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Art by Aubz.
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