Spy Kids 7

Spy Kids 7: Revenge of the Gobsmackers is, allegedly, a movie. They made at least 7 Spy Kidses in the Amiibrawl universe. why.

Spy Kids 7 was released either in 2009, or in the 2030s, or possibly never. Helia is the bearer of the curse of knowledge and was contacted by an organization to promote it, but she's under NDA. Details of the plot or basically anything about it are scarce.

It was sealed away from all of existence due to a situation, but Dust opened Pandora's Box by infusing Elijah Wood with the spirit of Spy Kids 7 and awakened the dormant power of the Gob God.

Cast

Elijah Wood :( as the Gob God, the main antagonist. His performance was described as somewhere in between a biblically accurate angel and The Joker.

Stratus Specter as The Storm, the protagonist, although credited on IMDB under the name "Jefferton Weatherman" due to being put in witness protection after Spy Kids 7 was redacted from the public consciousness. ...Or something. This entire bit is unhinged and this page is Aquelon doing her best to assemble it from incomplete and contradictory information while Pat stares at the transcripts in despair.

Further Installments

In Spy Kids 8 the moon possibly crashes into the planet. Or maybe we're getting our series mixed up here?

In Spy Kids 9 Elijah Wood possibly becomes the Abyss, or something???

Trivia

what the fuck. no one is happy about this situation. but it keeps being relevant.