Spy Kids 7

Spy Kids 7: Revenge of the Gobsmackers is, allegedly, a movie. They made at least 7 Spy Kidses in the Amiibrawl universe. why.

Spy Kids 7 was released either in 2009, or in the 2030s, or possibly never.

Cast

Elijah Wood :( as the Gob God, the main antagonist. His performance was described as somewhere in between a biblically accurate angel and The Joker.

Stratus Specter as... someone, probably, I'm assembling this wiki page from incomplete and contradictory information. Suffice is to say that Specter had a major role, potentially the protagonist.

According to the IMDB page, someone named Jefferton Weatherman played the protagonist. It is currently unclear whether that fact is early installment weirdness, Weatherman's name being misrepresented on IMDB for one reason or another, or a wacky coincidence.

Further Installments

In Spy Kids 8 the moon possibly crashes into the planet. Or maybe we're getting our series mixed up here?

In Spy Kids 9 Elijah Wood possibly becomes the Abyss, or something???

Trivia

what the fuck. no one is happy about this situation. but it keeps being relevant.