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"Good thing I'm John Hyperdeath or that might've actually hurt me!"

John The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath And Destruction, a.k.a. John Hyperdeath, or just John, is an Amiibrawl fighter representing Team Arrow. He is represented by a skin 4 Sephiroth.

John is the playground shonen roleplay self insert turned forum roleplay character of a kid named Jonathan, hereby referred to as Jon from Elsewhere. John is the attempt of Jon from Elsewhere to make an edgy original character trying too hard to not be a "Mary Sue". John is supposed to be dark and mysterious, brooding and tragic, but he's been written into existence by a 12 year old from the American Midwest in the early 2000's who is far too nice to actually be mean, so John's kind of... bad at being mysterious and brooding.

Personality

In practice, John is a textbook tsundere who's convinced that he alone must take on all the evils of the world, and is generally quixotic in nature, going on long stereotypical shonen anime villain monologues about incredibly mundane things. He's constantly in Light Yagami Over-Thinking Mode, which makes him a little exhausting to be around.

John's Influences

Notably, John The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath And Destruction is not the kid who plays him. While they share the same name with different spellings, Jon from Elsewhere certainly does not have one demon wing, wolf-like fangs, bright red eyes, and a magical katana named 地獄の第九圏の突き刺す刃 ("Piercing Blade Of Hell's Ninth Circle") given to him by his mentor who died tragically due to a demon king.

In addition to basis on works like Final Fantasy and shonen manga and anime like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Naruto, while Jon from Elsewhere would never admit this as he is afraid of being called girlish for it, another major inspiration for John is Touhou Project. While he doesn't often use this kind of ability in battle because he "doesn't want to go all out on the innocent" (read: it takes a really long time to charge up, and he doesn't want to risk accidentally mortally wounding his opponents), John has a danmaku-style ultimate attack, barraging his enemies with a hailstorm of hellfire. The final portion of this attack, known as the "All-Encompassing Ultimate Death Beam", is found in his Final Smash.

Disappearance Of John From The Land Of Wonders

John's appearance in Space Florida, and his subsequent panic about some kind of demon king, implies that wherever he came from, he was on death's door. It is theorized that, if John had not been brought to Amiibrawl, he would have faced some kind of permanent death.

Gallery

Art by Dante of the first known sighting of John.

Team Arrow
Members	Alphinaud • Buff Kirby • Catbird • Frogtective • Independence Hat Kid • John The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath And Destruction • Katt • Oakley the Orangutan • One • Tails • Thunderrat • Velveeta

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-[[File:JohnTheAbsoluteGodOfDestructionAndHyperdeath.png|thumb|right|200px|John's render.]]<b>John The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath And Destruction</b>, or <b>John</b> for short, is an Amiibrawl fighter representing [[Team Arrow]].  He is a skin 4 Sephiroth.
+[[File:JohnTheAbsoluteGodOfDestructionAndHyperdeath.png|thumb|right|200px|John's render.]]<blockquote><i>"Good thing I'm John Hyperdeath or that might've actually hurt me!"</i></blockquote>
-John is the playground self insert-turned forum roleplay character of a kid named John from somewhere else. It doesn't quite matter where. John (character) is the attempt of John (kid) to make an edgy character who definitely isn't just Sephiroth, and John (kid) is trying his best to make John (character) seem dark and mysterious, but John (kid) isn't very good at it.
-In practice, John (character) is a dark imposing force who's actually really nice. He is the emblem of what John (kid) wants to be, which is just someone who's able to help as many people as possible.
+<b>John The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath And Destruction</b>, a.k.a. <b>John Hyperdeath</b>, or just <b>John</b>, is an Amiibrawl fighter representing [[Team Arrow]]. He is represented by a skin 4 Sephiroth.
-Notably, John The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath And Destruction is <i>not</i> the kid who plays him.  He is simply that kid's self-insert.
+John is the playground shonen roleplay self insert turned forum roleplay character of a kid named Jonathan, hereby referred to as Jon from Elsewhere. John is the attempt of Jon from Elsewhere to make an edgy original character trying too hard to not be a "Mary Sue". John is supposed to be dark and mysterious, brooding and tragic, but he's been written into existence by a 12 year old from the American Midwest in the early 2000's who is far too nice to actually be mean, so John's kind of... bad at being mysterious and brooding.
-<blockquote><i>"Good thing I'm John Hyperdeath or that might've actually hurt me!"</i> -John</blockquote>
+==Personality==
+In practice, John is a textbook tsundere who's convinced that he alone must take on all the evils of the world, and is generally quixotic in nature, going on long stereotypical shonen anime villain monologues about incredibly mundane things. He's constantly in Light Yagami Over-Thinking Mode, which makes him a little exhausting to be around.
+==John's Influences==
+Notably, John The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath And Destruction is <i>not</i> the kid who plays him. While they share the same name with different spellings, Jon from Elsewhere certainly does <i>not</i> have one demon wing, wolf-like fangs, bright red eyes, and a magical katana named 地獄の第九圏の突き刺す刃 ("Piercing Blade Of Hell's Ninth Circle") given to him by his mentor who died tragically due to a demon king.
+In addition to basis on works like <I>Final Fantasy</I> and shonen manga and anime like <I>Jojo's Bizarre Adventure</I> and <I>Naruto</I>, while Jon from Elsewhere would never admit this as he is afraid of being called girlish for it, another major inspiration for John is <I>Touhou Project</I>. While he doesn't often use this kind of ability in battle because he "doesn't want to go all out on the innocent" (read: it takes a really long time to charge up, and he doesn't want to risk accidentally mortally wounding his opponents), John has a danmaku-style ultimate attack, barraging his enemies with a hailstorm of hellfire. The final portion of this attack, known as the "All-Encompassing Ultimate Death Beam", is found in his Final Smash.
+==Disappearance Of John From The Land Of Wonders==
+John's appearance in Space Florida, and his subsequent panic about some kind of demon king, implies that wherever he came from, he was on death's door. It is theorized that, if John had not been brought to Amiibrawl, he would have faced some kind of permanent death.
 ==Gallery==