Spy Kids 7 - Revision history

Pat: tragically, i now know things about spy kids 7. case of jefferton temporarily solved on suggestion from aubz

2025-09-26T02:26:29Z

tragically, i now know things about spy kids 7. case of jefferton temporarily solved on suggestion from aubz

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	<b>Spy Kids 7: Revenge of the Gobsmackers</b> is, allegedly, a movie. They made at least 7 Spy Kidses in the Amiibrawl universe. why.		<b>Spy Kids 7: Revenge of the Gobsmackers</b> is, allegedly, a movie. They made at least 7 Spy Kidses in the Amiibrawl universe. why.

	Spy Kids 7 was released either in [[Neopet\|2009]], or in the 2030s, or possibly never.		Spy Kids 7 was released either in [[Neopet\|2009]], or in the 2030s, or possibly never. [[Helia]] is the bearer of the curse of knowledge and was contacted by an organization to promote it, but she's under NDA. Details of the plot or basically <i>anything</i> about it are scarce.

	It was sealed away from all of existence due to a situation, but ~~becoming revealed due to~~ [[Dust]]'s ~~tinkering gave~~ Elijah Wood a power ~~boost~~.		It was sealed away from all of existence due to a situation, but [[Dust]] opened Pandora's Box by infusing Elijah Wood with the spirit of Spy Kids 7 and awakened the dormant power of the Gob God.
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	==Cast==		==Cast==
	<b>Elijah Wood</b> :( as the Gob God, the main antagonist. His performance was described as somewhere in between a biblically accurate angel and The Joker.		<b>Elijah Wood</b> :( as the Gob God, the main antagonist. His performance was described as somewhere in between a biblically accurate angel and The Joker.

	<b>[[Weatherman#Stratus Specter\|Stratus Specter]]</b> as... ~~someone, probably, I'm assembling~~ this ~~wiki~~ page from incomplete and contradictory information~~. Suffice is to say that Specter had a major role, potentially~~ the ~~protagonist.~~		<b>[[Weatherman#Stratus Specter\|Stratus Specter]]</b> as The Storm, the protagonist, although credited on IMDB under the name "Jefferton Weatherman" due to being put in witness protection after Spy Kids 7 was redacted from the public consciousness. ...Or something. This entire bit is unhinged and this page is Aquelon doing her best to assemble it from incomplete and contradictory information while Pat stares at the transcripts in despair.

	According to the IMDB page, someone named Jefferton Weatherman played the protagonist. It is currently unclear whether that fact is early installment weirdness, [[Weatherman]]'s name being misrepresented on IMDB for one reason or another, or a wacky coincidence.

	==Further Installments==		==Further Installments==

Aquelon: oh no there's more information. also oh no i am copying down this information secondhand.

2025-09-24T18:54:50Z

oh no there's more information. also oh no i am copying down this information secondhand.

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	Spy Kids 7 was released either in [[Neopet\|2009]], or in the 2030s, or possibly never.		Spy Kids 7 was released either in [[Neopet\|2009]], or in the 2030s, or possibly never.

			It was sealed away from all of existence due to a situation, but becoming revealed due to [[Dust]]'s tinkering gave Elijah Wood a power boost.

	==Cast==		==Cast==

Aquelon: DEEPEST SIGH OF ALL

2025-09-23T19:06:04Z

DEEPEST SIGH OF ALL

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Spy Kids 7: Revenge of the Gobsmackers is, allegedly, a movie. They made at least 7 Spy Kidses in the Amiibrawl universe. why.

Spy Kids 7 was released either in [[Neopet|2009]], or in the 2030s, or possibly never.

==Cast==
Elijah Wood :( as the Gob God, the main antagonist. His performance was described as somewhere in between a biblically accurate angel and The Joker.

[[Weatherman#Stratus Specter|Stratus Specter]] as... someone, probably, I'm assembling this wiki page from incomplete and contradictory information. Suffice is to say that Specter had a major role, potentially the protagonist.

According to the IMDB page, someone named Jefferton Weatherman played the protagonist. It is currently unclear whether that fact is early installment weirdness, [[Weatherman]]'s name being misrepresented on IMDB for one reason or another, or a wacky coincidence.

==Further Installments==
In Spy Kids 8 the moon possibly crashes into the planet. Or maybe we're getting our series mixed up here?

In Spy Kids 9 Elijah Wood possibly becomes [[the Abyss]], or something???

==Trivia==
what the fuck. no one is happy about this situation. but it keeps being relevant.